musernatural:

owlmylove:

derples:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

Pots were also smashed during altercation

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spooky-mads:

i-cant-handle-the-doitsu:

starstarfairy:

hylianbloggergirl:

theomeganerd:

Nintendo Wii no longer in production

It’s officially over. The Wii is no longer in production. Nintendo’s Japanese website for the Wii reads “生産終了” (“seisan shuuryou”) or “production ended.” 

can we have some kind of funeral

2006-2013 Wii will never forget

did you just

too soon

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nevergonnawalkpastafez:

billyboydismybaby:

aardvarkjuice:

thelittlestagemanager:

valerieparker:

snapeschristmaslist:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120

“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”

Wait wait wait

so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?

What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?

THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

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I’m done.

*sobs*

It’s interesting because if you go back and reread the books, every single one of Trelawney’s predictions, even the really ridiculous ones, came true. So this is actually not only possible but highly probable.

(Source: squintymisha, via chameleonliz)

sterekhobrien:

fyeahsmokinhot:

inseriousneedofalife:

spontaneity-is-key:

johns-anime-boobs:


I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

WAHT

its back

Well somebody’s perception filter is on the 

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

ran so fast I turned black

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mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

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wheatdealer:

If I call you a loser or nerd chances are I really like you and think ur cute

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rupindre:

xbox420:

barbiehutch:

when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week

am i the only person who calls them out when they do that

yeah because some kids get their ass whooped for speaking out of turn

(Source: desmondsickamore, via castielonfire)

the-creature-in-the-dark:

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

All the mother fucking time

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via castielonfire)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via pink21love)

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

moriartyisaprincess:

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

(via llamapatronus)

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(Source: neptunain, via llamapatronus)

fahbulus:

deanmonsofsammy:

sorchaception:

theyoungsocialist:

Feminism means every woman has the right to choose how she wants to dress..

Don’t tell other women how to dress, mind your own fucking business!

YES.

look

i’m a veiled muslim girl and let me tell you something

i wore the veil because I WANTED to, not because someone forced me. our holy book states that once you get your period, you should cover your hair. some women are 60 and still haven’t worn it. when i reached puberty, i went to my parents and I TOLD THEM that i want to wear it. my parents thought it was too early, but i insisted because this is something that i feel is right.

so don’t go on saying that we’re oppressed. some families do oppress the females, but we’re not ALL like that.

not every woman wearing a veil is oppressed. we just chose to wear that veil like you chose to wear that tiny black dress last night.
if a woman is free to not cover up her body, then why is she not free to cover it up, too? 

^^^^

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